Pizza Slut premium soft style shirt in black and white

I’m not even going to try to defend this one. Some people make cars their whole personality. Some people make it the gym. So why can’t someone make it pizza? I don’t see the problem. If pizza is a major part of who you are as a person, this shirt is probably for you. Dont be fooled by the rest weird west knows best. 

Fit
Regular

Fabric
Mid weight, 5.9 oz, 20-singles, 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose)

Construction
Neck ribbing, tubular construction (no side seams), shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.